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Escort Entourage PS GPS Vehicle Tracker

Escort Entourage Vehicle Tracker
Fathers can finally sleep at night. Track every turn your teenage daughter takes with the Escort Entourage PS GPS Vehicle Tracker. ($300) It fits anywhere in your car and notifies you…

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Liquor Lock

Liquor Lock Combination Bottle Lock Sometimes gun safes and chain locks just wont do. There’s always a bolt cutter or some other nonsense. Liquor Lock ($16) was designed specifically for the crafty alcoholics in you life….

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Motorola XOOM Tablet

Motrola Xoom Tablet with Google Android
Since we don’t take too kindly to AT&T, we’ve been waiting for a true iPad competitor ever since it was released. Hold your breath because we think we may have finally found one. Verizon’s

Star Wars: The Complete Saga

Star Wars The Complete Saga on Blu Ray We all knew it was only a matter of time before the earth would be graced by the next generation of Star Wars media. Somehow they manage to pack in over 30 hours of alternate footage and…

Porta Jump Emergency Jump Starter

Porta Jump Emergency Jump Starter Using tools to fix stuff can be a serious problem for a sometimes nerdy guy. The simplest of tasks, such as jumping a car with jumper cables, can result in a disaster. Oh yes, disaster. But…

ZOMM Wireless Leash

ZOMM Wireless Leash for your Phone

You never thought it could get this bad. You don’t even suffer from dementia yet. But you continue the habit of forgetting your phone. Since we understand the frustration of losing your…

Villain Chair

Villain Chair Everyone needs one. Sometimes you just need a chair that can strike fear into the heart of puppies everywhere. The Villain Chair ($6,800) can do that and more! Okay maybe not, but it…

Creamed Possum

Creamed Possum Prank Can My daddy always used to say you could get the best possum down by the river there. He used to make the best creamed possum mush. Since the doctor said he can’t cook no more, we had to switch…

Steven Raichlen 3-Head LED Grill Light

Steven Raichlen 3-Head LED Grill Light

We can’t tell you how many times we’ve attempted to grill at night, but ended up burning our tasty meat into oblivion because we simply couldn’t see it. I mean, sometimes a guy gets an urge…

ChocoVine Chocolate Red Wine

ChocoVine Chocolate Red Wine Of course, if you’re more of a drinker and less of a do-it-yourselfer, you should probably check out ChocoVine. ($14) Perfect for the holidays and other family-enduring moments,…

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